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Paul Roach
Chesterfield UK
34 Posts
August 31, 2018 - 6:46 am

I’ve always had the idea, even in real life, that Abominable Snowmen and the like are probably from another planet and that’s why they are never really seen, How true it is I’ve no idea but it certainly makes a good back story for Ace.

Well last night i was having a mess around with him and one thing lead to another until i was in tears with laughter. Unfortunately the content maybe classed as a bit to crude for some so read on at your own peril, you’ve been warned…


I started by thinking about a name for his Planet and Uranus kept coming into my mind, but I know that isn’t a planet that can support life so changed it a bit to Myanus (I did warn you)

I then asked how they go to the loo onย  now they are living on the snow covered mountain sides of the Himalayes, fromwhich he replied that he digs a hole in the snow and crouches, getting a handfull of snow to wipe himself afterwards. I suggest that might be a bit cold but he says it’s quite comforting.

So I ask him if he has piles and he looks confused, so I say Haemorrhoids. He says yes they circle Myanus…

It Turns out Haemorrhoids are the name they give to Aseroids on the planet of Myanus ๐Ÿ˜‰


Sorry for being crude but although it’s really unusable, it brought me to tears last night…

K. Ann Seeton
50 Posts
September 1, 2018 - 12:30 am

Why unusable? Iโ€™ve children who fall down laughing at potty humor. Although they might not know what hemorrhoids are, the parents in the room will.ย 

I think itโ€™s very funny.

Paul Roach
Chesterfield UK
34 Posts
September 2, 2018 - 2:59 pm

It would be handy if it was usuable ๐Ÿ™‚ “Potty Humour” is one of those things that is sometimes acceptable and othertimes not…certainly something to think about though ๐Ÿ˜€

Eddie Siller
119 Posts
September 3, 2018 - 9:22 pm

Paul, I like it. I think if you tweak it a bit, you could use it in a children’s show or leave it as is and use it in an adult show. Either way…it’s funny.ย 

Paul Roach
Chesterfield UK
34 Posts
September 8, 2018 - 8:33 am

Sounds like a couple of you think it would be OK, I’ll try getting it into a proper scripts and see what direction it goes in ๐Ÿ˜€

Eddie Siller
119 Posts
September 9, 2018 - 3:21 pm

Give it a go Paul and keep us posted.ย 

Paul Roach
Chesterfield UK
34 Posts
September 10, 2018 - 7:15 am

We’ll there is a script writing competition coming up ๐Ÿ˜€

Eddie Siller
119 Posts
September 10, 2018 - 10:12 pm

Perfect time to write it up Paul.ย 

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